- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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