- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

George Bush.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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