- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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