How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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