- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's an Anti Joke?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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