So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Black People.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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