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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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