Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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