Justin Beiber

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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who else is on here?

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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