- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

The holocaust

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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