- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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