What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Black people in Camden NJ.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Wenis Penis

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

the WNBA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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