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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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