What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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