- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats my name? Matt

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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