Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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