Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Caramel Boing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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