knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

This is not funny.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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