The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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