whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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