How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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White NBA players.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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