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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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