What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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How would you rule?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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