- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

you just read an anti-joke

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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