What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Your mums a potato

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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