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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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