- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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