why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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