i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Equal rights!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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