what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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