what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Women's rights.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

[Set up] [No punch line]

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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