An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Women's rights.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Japan

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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