What is brown and sticky? A stick

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

where is the world?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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