Dumbledore dies.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Good job, son.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

European on my shoes, buddy.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Balls

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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