- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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