- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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