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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Take part of what?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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