What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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