- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Beka has AIDS

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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