- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I hate blackniggers

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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