What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

wael.. nuff said

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Sarah Palin.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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