What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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I am quite mature.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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