Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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