Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Dumbledore dies.

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the WNBA

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Wenis Penis

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Good job, son.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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