- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats my name? Matt

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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