- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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