- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

That's illegal What? Your mom

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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