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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Chris is hairy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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