- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

i wonder who made this website? a human

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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