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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Caramel Boing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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