Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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The holocaust

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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