I put my baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

where is the world?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

who else is on here?

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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